April 1, 2014

OHMAHGAWRSH!! Last week was amazing! We got SIX people dunked!!
Donaven, Andrew, Jon Jon, Madison, Nick, and Phoenix :) donaven was
technically not a convert baptism because he's 8 and his legal
guardian is a member but I'm counting it :) it seriously felt like the
temple with so many baptisms! Their great grandpa baptised 3 of them
and their dad's cousin baptised the other 3. I was a witness and I
then participated in the confirmation of all 6 the next day in the
craziest sacrament meeting I've ever experienced! Hahaha it was
AWESOME!!!

So! This week has been kinda typical but still AWESOME! OH! I got to
hold a Red Tailed Boa Constrictor! (I think that's what it was
called...) but that snake freaking LOVED me! We almost got Bri (the 17
year old owner) to let us take it home! Haha I held it for about 45
minutes and we became best buds :) it's full grown and about 15 lbs
and 4 feet........... I want one :D ........ After we had to go Bri
tried unwrapping Mitch (the snake) from around my neck and she was
walking around me to unwind him and he would move around me so that
she couldn't unwind him! Hahaha! She walked around me probably 3 times
before she gave up and picked him up over my neck.

Hmm.... What else... Oof.. SO! I had a learning experience! I found
out what Marijuana smells like! It smells like home! PFFFFTT!!!
Seriously... Our apartment smells SO strong it's disgusting! We've had
all the other elders smell it and even our WML and he said "no wonder
you're gaining weight on your mission! You got the munchies!!"
HAHAHA!! That was so funny!!! Man... We've complained to the leasers
twice and they haven't done anything... We told our senior couple and
they're gonna do something tomorrow but we told one of our
investigators and IMMEDIATELY she went straight to the store and
bought all these things to put in our apartment that can eliminate the
odor! She's practically our mom out here and calls us her boys :)

FAVORITE MEMBER EEEEVVEEER!!! Sister Hendrix :) the one that takes us
to Buffalo Wild Wings every Tuesday night :D AND! She's feeding us
four times this week because the ward is being lazy in not feeding us.
Anyway! So her and her family LOVE the movie Frozen......... :) and
her, her kids and I are always breaking out into song singing Frozen
:D ! They had me take a character quiz and it turns out I'd be Svenn
(the reindeer) :) haha

OKAY! What's up with all this crazy world news! Missing PLANE?! And
all these wars breaking out?! North Korea going to war with S. Korea
and Russia invading Ukraine! What the..! This all makes me happy to be
a missionary in the hastening of the work! MAN! CRAZY! I'm so stoked
for the second coming! Haha ^.^

Hey... All of you... Turn to 3 Nephi 1. When Nephi leaves. Verse 2. He
leaves roughly two years before Christ's birth and it takes roughly
two years to travel from America to Asia and then to Israel... One of
the Wise Men?? Haha Elder Erickson (my trainer) thinks so and I'm
slowly becoming convinced of the same.

Hmm... I'm so bad at remembering cool stories... So... This week
probably won't have any hand written letters sent to anybody from me
because we're having a zone P Day and our district leader is going
home so we're going to party with him :)

OHMYGOODNESS!!! Sister David is a Whovian!!! She even has a Sonic
Screwdriver (11th Doctor) that a member gave her! She let me carry it
last week at church :) hehe

I love you all and thank you for the prayers, the letters, the emails,
and the memories :) I'm staying in Orange Park 2nd Ward so my mailing
address remains the same :) also, with the iPads we're now allowed to
read emails everyday so feel free to email me whenever even if it's
just a little email :)

LOVE YOU ALL!!

Elder Russell

We got an investigator to give us his cigarettes - well... half of them... so that is me disposing of cigarettes. They smelled HORRIBLE! 

A freaking awesome mailbox we rode past!!!

The snake!!! :D There were MUCH better poses later on... later, I had him wrapped around my arm 4 times and his head was outstretched 2 feet and I was posing all Prince of Egypt style or something epic like that :)

A lovely picture with a quote Motra Russell shared that I drew while bored :)

The baptism of all 6 of these studs :) the black one is Donaven :) he's gonna be the next Michael Jackson ;) haha and the mother towards the right is the biological parent of 3 of those kids. They're just all living with the two other adults in the picture, Jon and Jessica Meeks.

I had fun taking pictures :) this is the yard of an investigator we have who is 77 and is AWESOME! We haven't had to buy food the last 2 weeks because everytime we go over each week to do service she feeds us lunch and then gives us 3 bags of food!!! We got an entire loaf of bread from her yesterday as well as tons of other things. Her best friend is the one who gave us the odor eliminating stuff :)

She has a beautiful yard :) we laid all that mulch and have so far gone through probably about 200-240 cubic feet of mulch (100-120 bags)

a surprise going away party for elder Pyne, he is the forth one from the left behind sister Willson (the sister on the left) we are going to miss him a lot.